Monday, July 20, 2009

Boo! Hiss! The Bad Guy!

Here's Maylek, the villain--
A charismatic, hotheaded aristocrat who thinks everybody loves him. Secretly practices sorcery. Uses hexes to absorb the powers of others.
"Soon, I'll dominate everything, everybody, anyone, anywhere! Oh yeahhh!"
"All right, porkchop, listen...I'll say it the old-fashioned way: I'm going to take over the world. Did it settle on your cranium that time? ...Nevermind, don't hurt yourself."


Thallian said...

"Evil will always win, because good is dumb!" -Darth Helmet

Don't worry this bad guy doesn't fight alone, he even uses body doubles ;)

Anton said...

That's right! See the header...he has friends...

And body doubles? Really? I mean...Yes! Of course! See? He has skillz.